Hello Jonathan, pleasure to meet acquaintance myself with you! You have a very nice ambrosial smile. Hurr hurr. *totally did not use thesaurus.com*

I’m kind of bored and wanted to throw unknown words that only brace-mouthed nerds would know. In fact I haven’t even heard of the word “ambrosial” in my life.

Oh—my name is Michael. How are you new friend? :P

Don’t mind me and my really strange quirks, I’m rly rly srs bored right now. Hnnng.